[May your latest relationship last longer than a seal during Shark Week.](/content/encouragement-cards/shark-week-seals-love-relationship-funny-ecard/index.html)

[Good luck to Republicans on finding a better way to appeal to Latinos than fake tanning.](/content/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1iNWQzYWM3NjQwMWVhOWNk/index.html)

[I can do in one day what others can do in one hour.](/content/usercards/viewcard/i-can-do-in-one-day-what-others-can-do-in-one-hour-9cc98/index.html)

[Your driving couldn't possibly get worse](/content/encouragement-cards/your-driving-couldnt-possibly-get-worse/index.html)

[As a show of support while you study for the bar exam, I'll barely mention my many leisure activities](/content/encouragement-cards/as-a-show-of-support-while-you-study-for-the-bar-exam-ill-barely-mention-my-many-leisure-activities/index.html)

[If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.](/content/usercards/viewcard/72db28f03d6f830e1cc31abfda4e2edb/index.html)